It will make your transition into this new phase of life much easier. Dicce approaches the heavy topic with humor and grace. This is the perfect gift for the newly turned vampire in your life. How to manage your money to last you a long, long time In this book you'll learn things such as: But there is a lot of misinformation out there and you don't want your undead years to be shorter than you living years. After all, if you're like me, you've been watching movies and reading books-Buffy, Interview With A Vampire, Twilight, Trueblood, Black Dagger Brotherhood-about vampires for years. Why would I need a book to tell me how to be a vampire, you might ask yourself.
Why else would I have this book? If you're recently one of the undead, or soon to be undead, you might want to check out this book: You're a Vampire: That Sucks! by Count Domenick Dicce.
I expect any day now to be turned into a vampire. It’s amazing to know what things I thought were fictional and what I thought was true were both wrong! That this guide was written by a vampire himself gave you the comfort in his knowledge!īut seriously folks, this book was very entertaining! If you’re a fan of the vampire legend this is a book you will want to read…and most assuredly keep, just in case! The book pointed out what myths about vampires Hollywood and fiction created and which attributes are actually correct. There was even the occasional helpful diagram that contributed to a paragraph in giving visual aid, such as where the “good” veins can be found on the human body. The writing itself is very “how-to” like which made it all the more entertaining. This is basically the guide you want to read if you find yourself turned into a vampire and have no helpful mentor to guide you. "Count" Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin"- Assigning source Provided by publisher Cataloging source DLC Dicce, Domenick Dewey number 818/.602 Illustrations illustrations Index no index present LC call number PN6231.As I eagerly await for a release tomorrow I decided to pick up a short read for today! I ended up with You’re a Vampire: That Sucks by “Count” Domenick Dicce and this was just the kind of entertaining read I had hoped it was!
In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls. Youre a Vampire - That Sucks-Domenick Dicce 2015 'Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isnt the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. Language eng Summary "Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn't the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. how to be a vampire rl stines ghosts of fear street paperback, as one of the most full of zip sellers here will. Label You're a vampire - that sucks! : a survival guide Title You're a vampire - that sucks! Title remainder a survival guide Statement of responsibility "Count" Domenick Dicce Illustrations by Rick Shiers Title variation You are a vampire - that sucks! Creator
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